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[♪ theme music playing]

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Hey, Bob. Hey, Linda.

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-[Linda] Hi, Teddy.
-Hi, Teddy.

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Good Lord, I'm hungry.

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I had to work through lunch
to finish your drywall job.

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I thought I was gonna die.

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Boy, do I need a burger right now.

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Oh, we ran out of burgers.

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-What?
-I'm just kidding.

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Don't do that to me, Bob!

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I'm hungry and fragile. [sighs wearily]

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One Eggsit Through
the Swiss Shop Burger, please.

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Finally! Lunch.

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I mean, it's 4:30 already.

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It's almost an early dinner at this point.

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But it's not, Linda. It's lunch.

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Dinner's a whole other meal
I'm definitely still having in two hours.

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-Are we clear?
-Yeah, yeah, sure.

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Crap, is it already 4:30? I'd better go.

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Today's the last day I can return the mini
blowtorch and the store closes at 6:00.

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Aw, you had fun with that thing,
and you never have fun.

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Yeah, but I can't justify the cost,

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mostly because whenever I used it,

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no one seemed to notice or care.

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It kind of just tastes like
what a normal tomato tastes like. Sorry.

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It's fine. I just... I used a blowtorch.

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Oh, my God! Why?

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Forget it, I'm gonna go.

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Okay, I'll be back before the dinner rush.

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And hopefully, the kids will be back soon
from wherever they went.

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Uh, they said they were gonna work
remotely from the pier

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and send us a Zoom link,
but I never got it.

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A lot of chitchat today,
not a lot of cooking.

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Okay, okay. Jeez.

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Hey, kids. Did you enjoy
whatever you were doing

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while you were shirking
your duties here?

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-"Shirk" did.
-How dare you?

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I flush my doodies.

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I mean, sometimes.

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Yeah, not often. Bye.

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What were you kids doing?

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We let Tina buy us stuff

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at the gumball machines
on the boardwalk.

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[mouthful] I got a giant gumball
and it's hurting my jaw

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quite a bit right now.

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But I'm not gonna quit
and let the gumball win.

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Aw, never mind, I am. [spits]

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And I got this temporary tattoo
of a turtle riding a skateboard.

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Oh, it's gone. That was really temporary.

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And Jimmy Jr. gave me this ring.

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Ooh!

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I wouldn't say he gave it to you.

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I mean, he handed it to me
and said something like...

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Hold on to this, Tina,
as a token of our connection,

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both emotional and physical.

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[blows air]

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Here.

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Uh, no, I'm pretty sure he said...

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Zeke and I are gonna
go wrestle on the beach.

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Will you hold this for me
and I'll come get it from you later?

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I don't want it to fall out of my pocket

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like what happened
with my Sacagawea coin.

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Sure, but if you read between the lines...

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How's that burger coming, Linda?

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No pressure.
But my stomach's starting to eat itself.

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It's coming. Kids, can one of you
give me a hand in here?

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On it. Better take this baby off.

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It's too gorgeous
to be covered in burger grease.

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Yeah, that's what I used
to think about myself.

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-But here we are.
-[♪ comical sting]

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Sorry I'm returning you, blowtorch.

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But we had some good times, right?

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[in altered voice] Oh, don't pretend
you care about me, Bob.

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[in normal voice] What?
I totally care about you.

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You're great. You're...
you're just too expensive.

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It's not you, it's me.

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I'm... [sighs] I'm poor.

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[Bob in altered voice] If I'm so great,

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how come you never gave me,
like, a cool name?

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[in normal voice] A cool name? Uh...

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Okay, fine. Uh...

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What about "Flamez" with a "z"?

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[Bob in altered voice] Oh, that's good.

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Can I tell that to
the next person that buys me?

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[in normal voice] Sure, go ahead.

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[in altered voice]
I hope they're hot, like me.

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[in normal voice] Ah, classic Flamez.

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[in altered voice] Yeah. [laughs]

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[in normal voice]
Oh, elevator. Don't mind if I do.

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[employee] Almost as you nag us!

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[Hugo] I'm not nagging,
I'm enforcing safety protocol!

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Hugo? Oh crap.

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-[Hugo] If I had fire ants...
-Come on.

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-Come on.
-...I'd invest in a tube of caulk.

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[employee] You're a tube of caulk!

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[Hugo] I'm a tube of justice!

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Damn it!

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Ugh. Bob.

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Hugo, I see you're busy
aggravating people.

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Oh, and I see you're walking around
looking like a dumb slob,

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carrying a bag of something stupid,
I'm guessing.

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Well, this has been wonderful.

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But I will now bid you
a hateful farewell--

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-[elevator screeches]
-Uh, why did we stop?

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I don't know.

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Oh. Oh, no!

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Uh, this isn't good.

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-[buzzing]
-Hello? Is anyone there?

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[repairman] New phone. Who is this?

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Um, I was, I'm...

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[repairman laughs] Just kidding.

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What-What's the problem?

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My system's telling me
you're at the mall.

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Are-Are you stuck?

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Uh, yeah, we are.

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[repairman] Makes sense. No one calls me
to say how well the elevator's working.

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But don't worry. I'll send someone
and we'll get you moving in no time.

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Okay, great.

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[repairman] I don't know
why I said "no time."

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Sometimes it takes a long time.

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-Oh.
-[repairman] How many souls in there?

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-Two, if you count Bob.
-Souls?

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[repairman] It's airline talk, and
elevators are like the airplanes of malls.

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Anyway, since there's two of you,

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and you seem to know each other,

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you can keep each other company
during this potentially very long week.

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[Bob and Hugo] Oh, my God!

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-[♪ tense sting]
-[Bob sighs]

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I really wish I had taken the escalator.

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[scoffs] Bob on an escalator.

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I literally can't think
of a funnier image.

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What? Wh-What does that mean?

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You, traveling at a 45-degree angle?

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I mean, come on.

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This is a nightmare.

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Oh, tell me about it, Bob.

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Have you smelled you?

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At least when Ron and I
inspect your restaurant,

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the bad food odor covers up BO.

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Where is Ron? Did he quit?

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No, he's taking a personal day.

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He said he has appointments
and errands.

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Oh, is one of his appointments with
Doctor "I Hate The Guy I Work With"?

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How dare you?

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I am Ron's mentor,

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as I have told him many, many times.

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[repairman]
Hey, how's it going in there?

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[dejectedly] So, so great. Um...

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Is there an ETA on the repair person?

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I'm just hoping this doesn't take too long
for so many reasons.

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Also, I have to return something
before the place closes.

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[mockingly] Ooh, I'm Bob.
I'm returning something.

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I have to get to places too, Bob.

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I need a new tie.

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Oh, does Baby Gap sell ties?

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You son of a bitch!

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Just please tell your repair person

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that this is an especially bad
stuck elevator situation,

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because the man I'm stuck with
is the most annoying person in the world.

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And please also tell them
that Bob's restaurant is disgusting.

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[repairman] I'll put it in the notes.

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Mm. Oh...

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It's in me. I'm whole again.

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Boy, I feel like I blacked out there
for a little bit.

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Yeah, you were shoving it in so fast.

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It was like the burger police were coming
and you had to destroy the evidence.

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At one point, it sounded like
you were speaking in tongues.

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Leave Teddy alone, kids.

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So he eats like a wild hog,
he was hungry.

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[Tina] Excuse me
while I bust my way back

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to that meaningful purple monster ring.

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Tina's gone Gollum with that thing.

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I've never gotten all the way
through the movie.

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Does Gollum turn back into a real boy?

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-I don't know.
-[Tina] Where's my ring?

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It-It's not where I left it! Where is it?

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Did you look on the floor?

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[Tina] Of course I looked on
the frickin' floor, woman!

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-Tina!
-Now she's full-blown Gollum.

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[Tina grunts]
I'm gonna try and lift the grill.

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-Tina! No.
-[Tina] Ow, that's hot!

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People are pointing, Bob.

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They're pointing at us and laughing.

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No one is pointing at us
and laughing, Hugo.

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Oh, okay, those guys are.

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Wait, those are the food court guys.

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[gasps] I bet they did this.

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-What?
-It all makes sense.

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This is no accident.

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This is retaliation against me!

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That's ridiculous.

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They always say

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I'm too nitpicky with my citations.

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-Yeah, you are.
-Bah!

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"Bah"? What's "bah"?

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Like "Bah! You don't know
what you're talking about!"

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O-Okay, even if they wanted to get--

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Bah-bah-bah. What? Spit it out!

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You want me to say
what I'm gonna say?

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-Not really.
-Okay, fine. I won't.

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-Good!
-Then we won't talk.

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Let's just sit here
with your mouth shut!

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Mm-hmm.

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-Okay, fine. Say your stupid thoughts.
-[sighs]

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Even if they wanted
to get revenge on you,

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you think they'd know
how to stop an elevator?

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Maybe the elevator repairman
is in on it!

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Hugo, not everyone is out to get you.

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You're just being paranoid.

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Paranoid, or para-smart?

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I mean, if I'm being honest, Hugo,

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I've definitely thought
about getting revenge on you.

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I just don't know where quicksand is.

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Well, I have taken quicksand and thick mud
survival training, so I would be fine.

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Agh! Jimmy Jr. trusted me
with this purple monster ring

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because I seem like a trustworthy person.

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But then I lost it almost immediately.

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Who's the monster now, huh?

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Who's the monster now?

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Calm down, honey. You're freaking out.

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Let's retrace your steps.

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Or just trace our hands?
Make turkeys?

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Okay, okay. I took off the ring
and I put it here,

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and then Mom said, "Can you put this egg
on top of the burger

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and walk it out to Teddy
while I fart near the back door?"

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-Classy.
-So I put the egg on the burger,

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and then I brought it out to Teddy.

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I gave him the burger
and then he ate it...

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Oh, my God! Did the ring
end up under the egg?

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-[♪ tense music plays]
-Did Teddy eat the ring?

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-What?
-No.

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Teddy would know
if he ate that thing. It was huge!

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I don't know, Mom,
this is Teddy we're talking about.

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-Remember when he ate that scrunchie?
-Right.

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-And when he ate one of his earbuds?
-Oh, yeah.

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And the other earbud.

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I mean, stuff gets near the plate,
I just get confused.

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So, I guess it's possible I ate the ring.

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Oh, Teddy...

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[screams] No!

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[Hugo] What are you guys up to?

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[Bob] Huh, interesting.

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They're leaving
and you're wrong about everything.

244
00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,139
Of course they're leaving,
because they're on to their next move.

245
00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,849
Time to pull some strings.

246
00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,435
I know someone at the Department
of Community Affairs.

247
00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,937
They have jurisdiction
over elevator maintenance.

248
00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:45,233
If our friendly repairman
is working with the food court people,

249
00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,277
this guy will be able to help us.

250
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,696
-[phone buzzing]
-Ugh!

251
00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:50,947
Okay, he's not picking up.

252
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:54,200
Well, looks like I'll have
to interrupt one of Ron's appointments.

253
00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,368
-[phone buzzing]
-♪ Da-da-da ♪

254
00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,953
♪ On a bicycle built for Ron ♪

255
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,288
-On your left.
-[buzzing continues]

256
00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,539
-Damn it!
-[repairman] Hello?

257
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,332
Oh, uh, yes! Hi. Hello.

258
00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,959
[repairman] Good news and bad news.

259
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,462
-Okay...
-I got this, Bob. What is the news?

260
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,881
[repairman] Good news is,
turns out it's just a fuse.

261
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,632
Took him a little while to figure it out.

262
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,385
These things can be
a little con-fuse-ing.

263
00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,595
Yeah, that's funny.

264
00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,180
Um, what's the bad news?

265
00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:18,641
[repairman] The bad news is my guy
doesn't have the fuse that he needs.

266
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:22,312
But I've got one here
and I'm gonna drive it over myself.

267
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,980
I should be there in 20 minutes.

268
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:28,109
Or a bit more, depending on
how long it takes me to find my keys.

269
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,194
Oh, there they are.

270
00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,071
Nope, that's my iPod Nano.

271
00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,573
Ah, no. Couldn't your guy just
lower a ladder down

272
00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,033
through the trap door on the ceiling?

273
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,659
And then we could climb out?

274
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,287
[repairman] Okay.
You've seen too many movies.

275
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,206
Let me guess. You want us to grab you

276
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,917
from the top of the elevator
and pull you to safety

277
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,419
right before it drops
to the ground and explodes?

278
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,838
-Uh, that's, uh...
-[repairman] And then you ride off

279
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,549
spooning Keanu Reeves
on the back of a motorcycle.

280
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,717
Uh, what... What movie is that?

281
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:56,012
[repairman] Listen, there's way more
liability if we try to extract you

282
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,474
than if you just wait safely in the car
until the elevator is fixed.

283
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,184
-Yeah, Bob.
-[sighs]

284
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,895
[repairman] Repairman, out.
See you souls soon.

285
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,146
-[intercom buzzes]
-Huh...

286
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,482
The food court people
that hate you came back,

287
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,568
and now they're carrying a box
and a crowbar...

288
00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:14,197
Crowbar. Probably to pry the doors
open above us.

289
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,075
-Uh...
-The box is probably a weapon box.

290
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,785
Full of weapons.

291
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,745
Why are they looking up here so much?

292
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,665
Probably deciding which weapon
to use on which person.

293
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:24,749
Oh, my God.

294
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,751
[mockingly] "Oh, my God. Hugo's right
about everything?

295
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,419
"And I'm Bob, and I'm an idiot?"

296
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:29,712
Is that what you're trying to say?

297
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,756
Ugh! Now I have to be trapped
in an elevator with you

298
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,800
while people are doing
a revenge on you?

299
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,219
Well, I'm gonna eat the rest
of my tuna fish sandwich.

300
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,387
No!

301
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,767
Maybe there's a perfectly normal reason

302
00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,311
the food court guys have a box
and a crowbar.

303
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,063
Maybe it's one of their birthdays,

304
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,191
and they just got a really bad piñata?

305
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,359
Oh, you're so naive.

306
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,027
You wouldn't know a plot to destroy you

307
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,405
if someone spelled it out
on your greasy face!

308
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,741
Well, that's the great thing about living
a life where I don't make everyone mad.

309
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,952
I don't have to worry
about plots to destroy me.

310
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,287
-Bah!
-Oh, no!

311
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,371
Where are they going?

312
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,873
[♪ sly music playing]

313
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,875
That was such a sneaky walk.

314
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,251
-They slunk!
-They did.

315
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,544
Oh, my God, we're dead.

316
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:13,006
Dear Lord, please let them
kill Bob first. Amen.

317
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,842
So, Teddy, I need you to understand,

318
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,136
the stakes have never been higher

319
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,763
for you to poop something out
as quickly as possible.

320
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,557
Jimmy Jr. could come
get his ring any minute.

321
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:26,603
I mean, I also just feel like it's not
good to have one of those rings inside me.

322
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,606
What if it's toxic,
or it gets stuck in my colon forever?

323
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,857
Yeah, sure. All that stuff too.

324
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,109
Jeez, it's been like five cups of coffee.

325
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,652
-Still nothing?
-Not yet.

326
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,362
Kids, stop trying to make Teddy poop.

327
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,157
People's bodies
aren't a Play-Doh fun factory.

328
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,367
It's okay, Linda.
I wanted to have a ton of coffee.

329
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,119
Can you see my heart
beating through my shirt?

330
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,662
Just leave him alone, kids.

331
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,915
Sure, sure. Got it, Mom.
We'll leave him alone.

332
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,333
Yeah, we're not gonna leave him alone.

333
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,542
I think we need to step it up.

334
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,711
What's that stuff Dad drank
when he was constipated?

335
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:55,048
Ugh, not just Dad.
I've also had to drink the poo brew.

336
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,133
That stuff's gross. But it works.

337
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,010
What's it called? Something "mag--"

338
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,846
Magnesium citrate. I think there's still
some upstairs in the medicine cabinet.

339
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,765
Whatever it takes. Don't judge me

340
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,975
if all the weird stuff
comes out too. Okay, kids?

341
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,352
Oh, we expect nothing less.

342
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,729
It'll be like in Jaws
when they cut open the shark.

343
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:10,897
-I'll be right back.
-Cover me.

344
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,815
Okay, so I'm gonna go upstairs
for a minute

345
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,609
to, um, change my barrette.

346
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,486
I-I'm not really feeling this one.

347
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,780
-Oh, thank God.
-Finally!

348
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:19,989
Okay...

349
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,616
Do you guys really not
like this barrette?

350
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,493
-It's fine, Tina. Just go!
-Right, right.

351
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,578
[sighs] Where are they?

352
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,705
I miss how it was
when we could see them.

353
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,040
Hugo, I hope you're thinking about

354
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,251
how much this is your fault
and how awful you are.

355
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,627
This is not my fault!

356
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,128
I'm just doing my job.

357
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:37,507
I'm not the reason they have fire ants
crawling all over their customers.

358
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:41,511
It's not my fault their can opener didn't
meet national food safety standards,

359
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,845
and I had to impound it.

360
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,847
You impounded a can opener?

361
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,725
Big time! As you should know, Bob,

362
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,602
when can openers aren't cleaned properly,

363
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,938
they harbor and spread dangerous bacteria.

364
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,148
So, yeah, I'll impound
the hell out of them.

365
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,067
The food service industry is a jungle.

366
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:59,237
So us food inspectors,
we're basically like Tarzan.

367
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,698
-What?
-Tarzan, Bob. Read a book!

368
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,157
Tarzan loved the jungle.

369
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,575
He wanted to live in the wild.

370
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,119
He kept it clean!

371
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,037
[sighs] I'm gonna blowtorch
through the glass.

372
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,247
-[clatters]
-What was that?

373
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,040
Huh. Hopefully the repair guy?

374
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,917
Hello? Hello?

375
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:16,170
When people are revenger-ing,
they don't say "Hello."

376
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:19,090
They either say nothing,
or they say, "Revenge time!"

377
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,092
Who ever says "Revenge time"?

378
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,427
Revengers!

379
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:26,014
Kids, I told you. Leave Teddy alone.

380
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,016
Here's a BM you should be interested in.

381
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,309
Bussing them tables.

382
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,185
Nah, this is more rewarding,
but thank you.

383
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,645
-[phone ringing]
-Tina, get the phone.

384
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,689
-Uh, okay.
-[ringing continues]

385
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:35,898
-Bob's Burgers.
-Hi, Tina.

386
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,276
Ah! I-I mean... Hi, Jimmy Jr.

387
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,569
Why did you go, "Ah"?

388
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,446
No reason. Uh, what's up, buddy?

389
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,072
I was just calling to see
if you were around

390
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,116
so I could come pick up
my rubber monster ring.

391
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:48,953
I would have texted you, but as I'm sure
you're aware, you don't have a cell phone.

392
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,329
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

393
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,123
Did you know I collect
those monster rings?

394
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,708
-What?
-Yeah, since I was little.

395
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,669
Finally got the purple one.
Kind of a dream come true.

396
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,546
Thanks again for keeping it safe for me.

397
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,423
Uh, yep, yep. Super safe.

398
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,632
Okay. See you soon.

399
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,092
Okay, bye.

400
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,178
That was Jimmy Jr.
He's on his way to get his ring.

401
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,764
I's a special purple one
to complete his collection!

402
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,016
Oh, God, please let
the magnesium stuff work!

403
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,643
What? You gave Teddy magnesium stuff?

404
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,228
This is an emergency situation, Mom.

405
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,522
It's not the time to have an ethics debate
about whether or not

406
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,149
it's okay to force someone
to drink medicine

407
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,193
so they'll poop out
a purple rubber monster ring, okay?

408
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,111
Tina Ruth Belcher!

409
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,988
[Teddy, muffled]
I wasn't forced to drink it, Linda.

410
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,073
I want this thing out of me.

411
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,282
I want my body back.

412
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,784
Use that energy. Poop that ring!

413
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,077
We believe in you, Teddy.

414
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,870
Poop like no one's listening.

415
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:31,996
Hi.

416
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,289
Anything else for ya?

417
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,707
Just the check.

418
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:35,792
[♪ ominous music playing]

419
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,168
-Hello up there?
-[overhead rattling]

420
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,753
[whispers] Should we call the police?

421
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,588
I don't know, it might be too late.

422
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,715
Oh God, should we just try
and get out of here?

423
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,675
-Uh, through the hatch?
-And then what?

424
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,929
We, uh, fight whoever's up there?
On top of the elevator?

425
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,263
[whispers angrily] That's a terrible plan!

426
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,099
-How would we even get up there?
-Um...

427
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,102
One of us gets on all fours,
and the other stands on their back?

428
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,438
And since they're mad at you, I feel like
you should be the one to fight them.

429
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,273
I will explain to them
why they're in the wrong.

430
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,358
Yeah, they'll like that.

431
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,943
Okay, climb up.

432
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,195
[Bob grunting]

433
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,739
-Can't... quite... reach it.
-[Bob grunts] Hugo...

434
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,783
[straining] One... inch away.

435
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,744
[sighs] Crap, let's switch.

436
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,538
Oh, there's a lot of you.

437
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,290
What the...

438
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,959
Fire ant! Ah! Get off! Get off!

439
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,710
What? Don't shake it down on me.

440
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,379
Sorry. Ugh, another one!

441
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,089
Sorry I shook that one down on you too.

442
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,633
[screams] It bit me. It hurts. Ow!

443
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,426
Uh, I think one just went down my shirt!

444
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,636
Not my nipple!

445
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:32,181
Ow! Vengeance is upon us!

446
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,102
Ow! Another one got me!

447
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,312
Ow! One bit me on my bald spot.

448
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,397
Ugh, I want to get down.

449
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,399
No, you gotta get up there
and fight them.

450
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,067
It's our only chance of survival.

451
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,819
Did I mention I'm not great at fighting?

452
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,780
Oh, wow, that's so hard to believe.

453
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,323
-Go!
-[sighs] Fine.

454
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,993
-[employees] Ah!
-And... there you are.

455
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,580
Okay, this is the part
where I pull myself up and fight you.

456
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,915
But that's seeming hard.

457
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,125
Am I doing it?

458
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,127
This is bad. You said
we wouldn't get caught.

459
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,503
Hey, hey, hey. We won't.

460
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,130
There's no cameras around here.

461
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,424
Nobody saw us except this guy.

462
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,884
But you'll be cool, right?

463
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,427
-No!
-Oh, man!

464
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,387
Bob, are you fighting them yet?

465
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,347
-Can you be better at it?
-[Bob] Hold on.

466
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,726
Please don't pour fire ants on us,
especially on me.

467
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,977
Because I'm innocent.

468
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,271
I mean, can't we just forget
the whole thing?

469
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,773
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It is way too late for that.

470
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,025
Plus, he deserves it.

471
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:27,195
Every inspection,
all those ticky-tack citations.

472
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,696
And then blaming us for the ants.

473
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:29,906
Those are not our fault!

474
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,782
That is a mall management issue.

475
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,993
That guy has made our life hell.

476
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,913
So now we fight fire with fire ants.

477
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,706
Mm-hmm. Poetic justice.

478
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,458
We've been collecting them
to dump in his car,

479
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,043
and then the elevator broke.

480
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,837
I mean, it was an opportunity
we could not pass up.

481
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,130
But I'm in here too.

482
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,465
And I didn't do anything to you.

483
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,133
Also, I'm like you.

484
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:52,511
I'm a restaurant person
so you're gonna fire at one of your own.

485
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,180
All right, well, uh... How about this?

486
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,849
We'll pull you out,
and then revenge back on.

487
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,727
-Here, grab my arm.
-[Hugo] Bob, what the hell?

488
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,896
Why haven't I heard the cries
of our enemies yet?

489
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,064
Come on.

490
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,982
[both grunting]

491
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,484
[Hugo grunting]

492
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,361
Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

493
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,445
I can't do this.

494
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,072
'Cause you're not strong enough?

495
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:14,325
No. I mean... Yes. But just let me go.

496
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,618
-[Bob shouts]
-[Hugo] Ow!

497
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,162
It's like having a hairy piano fall on me.

498
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,789
Look, food court people.

499
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,959
I just want to say,
Hugo also comes to my restaurant,

500
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,961
-and makes my life miserable.
-Hey!

501
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,213
-'Cause he's horrible, and annoying,

502
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,631
-and petty.
-[Hugo grumbles]

503
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,050
And just the sight
of his squished little face

504
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,718
-makes me so mad.
-Bob!

505
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:36,514
But as obnoxious as he is,
we do kind of need him.

506
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,058
I mean, all the rules
and regulations crap he does,

507
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,978
keep customers safe, right?

508
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,314
So we can hate him
and want to dump fire ants on him

509
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,566
while he's trapped in an elevator.

510
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:51,070
But we shouldn't actually do it because,
you know, then we become the bad guys.

511
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,281
Tell them about how I'm Tarzan.

512
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,407
[sighs] I'm not gonna do that.

513
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,950
So do what you have to do,

514
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,660
but I can't believe I'm saying this,

515
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:01,622
I'd rather be in here with Hugo
getting fire ants poured on me

516
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:05,167
than up there with you
doing the fire ant pouring.

517
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,377
Now, if you'll excuse me,

518
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,838
I'm gonna go cower
in this corner over here.

519
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,964
Uh... Me too!

520
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,508
Why aren't they saying anything?

521
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,926
I don't know. I'm so scared.

522
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,678
I'm gonna tuck my pants into my socks.

523
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,680
-[overhead rattling]
-[Bob] Oh.

524
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,181
They closed the...

525
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,891
[both crying out]

526
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,977
-Oh, my God
-Ahh!

527
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,104
-[elevator dings]
-Hey, look at you.

528
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,440
I knew you two would end up friends.

529
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,483
Oops, look out, there's a fire ant!

530
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,027
Agh! That was close.

531
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,820
Those things bite, you know.

532
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:33,946
-[Tina] Anything?
-[Teddy] Nothing.

533
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,197
Nothing's coming out.

534
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,490
I'm sorry, Tina.

535
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,784
I'm so sorry I failed you. Forgive me.

536
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,786
How come that magnesium stuff
isn't working on you?

537
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,246
Are you some sort of super human?

538
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,664
It's not the best super power...

539
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,750
-Aah! Jimmy's gonna be here any minute.
-[bell rings]

540
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,126
-And we don't have the--
-Hey, guys.

541
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,879
Hey, Jimmy J, how's it going?
You good? You well?

542
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,547
Uh... Yeah.

543
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,840
Good. Great. Good. Good.

544
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,800
So do you have my ring handy?

545
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,677
Yep. Uh-huh. So handy.

546
00:18:56,761 --> 00:19:00,014
Uh, but, like, right now?
Or did you mean, um, later?

547
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,767
Well, now it's good, because I just
talked to you on the phone,

548
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,353
and I said I was coming right over
and I'm standing here.

549
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,730
I still can't believe I got
the one ring I was missing.

550
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,815
I guess magic does exist, huh, guys?

551
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,026
So... where is it?

552
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,402
Uh...

553
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,280
It's really close, like,
just a few feet from here.

554
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,742
Uh, why are you all standing
by the bathroom?

555
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,869
We think Jason Momoa
might be in there?

556
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,496
Oh, cool. Um...

557
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,206
So, can I have my ring now, Tina?

558
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:29,418
[sighs] Well, I have some news
that might be difficult to hear.

559
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,545
Jason Momoa is not in there.

560
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,172
Our handyman Teddy is in there,

561
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,758
and any second now,
he's going to poop out--

562
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,678
Here you go, Jimmy Jr.,
here's your finger thingy.

563
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,262
Oh, thanks, Mrs. Belcher.

564
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,389
[exclaims]

565
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,558
'Kay, bye. Good luck with whatever
you're pooping out in there, I guess.

566
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:45,768
[Teddy, muffled] Thanks so much!

567
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:46,852
[bell over door rings]

568
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,104
And I saved the day.

569
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,438
Where the hell did you find it, Mom?

570
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,274
It was pinned between the table
next to the grill and the wall.

571
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,361
I tripped and bumped into the table
and it fell and rolled right out.

572
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,529
You're lucky I'm a klutz.

573
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,031
Yep. You're Mr. Bean with boobs
and we love ya!

574
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,658
Oh my God, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

575
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,909
You're off the hook. Teddy.

576
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,911
You don't have to poop anymore! Ever!

577
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,955
[Teddy] Thank God. Pressure's off.

578
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,708
Oh, wait! I think
the launch sequence has begun.

579
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,000
And it cannot be disabled.

580
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,044
O-Okay, Teddy. Okay...

581
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,296
-[Teddy] A rocket is rumbled.
-Okay, okay.

582
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,965
[Teddy] T minus five and counting here!

583
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,425
We're stepping away. Back up. Back up.

584
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,509
Hey, everybody.

585
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,885
-Hey, Bob.
-[kids greeting]

586
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:23,264
So, guess who got stuck in an elevator
at the mall with Hugo?

587
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,390
-Me.
-The mayor!

588
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,808
-Oh, you said it was you!
-Yup.

589
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,144
-Was it awful?
-Yeah, but then it was okay.

590
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,478
It's a long story.

591
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,939
Also, I'm keeping the blowtorch.
I earned it.

592
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,817
Can you skip to why you're holding
soft pretzels? Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

593
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,028
The food court people at the mall gave
them to me as sort of an apology.

594
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:41,240
They took one look at you
and they were like, "I'm sorry"?

595
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,825
There's ants all over them.

596
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,994
Oh, dear. Yeah, let's just toss that bag

597
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,537
-in the dumpster.
-I can eat around them.

598
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,330
[Teddy, muffled]
Bob! You say you have pretzels?

599
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,540
Can I have one?

600
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,833
Just shove it under the door.

601
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,752
♪ Who's the man with the cleanest hands? ♪

602
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,920
♪ Impounding openers of the can ♪

603
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,130
♪ It's Hugo ♪

604
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,298
♪ Hugo ♪

605
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,216
♪ Who's the guy with the eagle eye? ♪

606
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,427
♪ Making sure people
eating your food don't die ♪

607
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,553
♪ It's Hugo ♪

608
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:03,763
♪ Hugo ♪

609
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,723
♪ Customer protector ♪

610
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,975
♪ He's a hero health inspector ♪

611
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,436
♪ Public safety, he's got it ♪

612
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,605
♪ And he's a little bit like Tarzan ♪

613
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,898
♪ Hugo ♪

614
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,776
[♪ funky music playing]

615
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:17,943
-♪ Aw, yeah! ♪
-♪ Hugo ♪

616
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,196
♪ There goes Hugo ♪

617
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,865
[♪ vocalizing]